9 Things I Hate about Everyone...

Thanks to Na`na`, she Forward to me. I thought I'd share it with you all and kill two birds with one stone. (Give you a few laughs and keep y'all off my ass for not posting) The word is italics are my own additions. Enjoy.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

(lol, that would be funny to see...)

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

(lol, gotta love America, the land of the fat and lazy.)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

(mmm... cake...*stomach growls)

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

(lol... I'm still looking cause I never find anything around here)

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

(or makeout depending on who I'm with...)

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

(Just answer that they already did!)

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

(Don't buy it if they falsely advertised!)

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

(Easy. Die)

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

(You never can tell with some people...)